I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Randomize
