Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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