So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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