next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
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Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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