Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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