Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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