brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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