lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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