They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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