I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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