Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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