I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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