im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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