Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's never too late to be topless.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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