i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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its like you know when i get waxed
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
