I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
vagina is talking i cant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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