So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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