Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
This is my gift to your gina
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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