Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
tonight lets celebrate not being married
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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