maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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