she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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