We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize