I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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