How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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