: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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