you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I just want nice things and good sex
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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