Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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