yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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