Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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