How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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