I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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