you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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