? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Who put my cat in the fridge?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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