That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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