your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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