I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just gift wrapped bread.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
