She said her name was "party"
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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