He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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