dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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