batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
