Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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