Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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