i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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