Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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