It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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