wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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