I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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