I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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