just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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