i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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