is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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