I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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