Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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