If i come over, it means nothing
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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