Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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