3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
