youre lurking in front of me
She announced her abortion via fbk
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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