i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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