So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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