Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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